If you came here looking for an athletic fantasy or a sweet lifestyle drink, please close this tab.
We just wanted a clean mineral blend for ourselves, but the factory wouldn't turn on the machines for a single box.
UpBy9 was never supposed to be a retail business.
It started as a private batch because we couldn't find a high-sodium mineral powder that wasn't packed with sugar, chemical fillers, or artificial sweeteners.
But contract manufacturing plants in the UK don't deal in small, casual quantities.
To get our formula made, I had to meet a minimum order.
So, we bought the whole run.
I kept our personal supply, and the remaining commercial pallets will soon be sitting in our warehouse.
We have zero desire to build a "wellness community" or post lifestyle advice on social media.
There is only the inventory.
If you want a box, great. If not, that's completely fine too.
JUST THREE MINERALS
We stripped out the chemical stabilisers, artificial dyes, and bulkers.
We don't know your individual sweat rate or personal biology, so we didn't try to invent a fake custom formula.
Each paper stick sachet is simply a measured dose of the main essential mineral salts your body naturally eliminates when you sweat or drink coffee:
Sodium (from Pink Himalayan Salt & Tri-Sodium Citrate)
Potassium (from Potassium Chloride & Potassium Citrate)
Magnesium (from Magnesium Lactate, Citrate & Bisglycinate)
The Steak Metaphor
Mainstream sports drinks treat minerals like a good piece of steak smothered in high-fructose corn syrup to hide the raw flavor. They make sweet candy drinks for casual sipping.
We refuse to hide our ingredients under chemical masks or sugary fillers.
We just give you the raw mineral utility.
The Reality on Taste
Let’s lay the cards completely flat before you check out:
It tastes more salty, than sweet candy.
Because we refuse to use artificial sweeteners like sucralose to mask the ingredients, the liquid is fundamentally salty.
We pair our raw mineral base with natural fruit acids so it tastes sharp and crisp instead of terrible.
We make four options:
1. Lemon & Lime: The original. Sour, salty, and gets straight to the point.
2. Salted Watermelon: Tastes like the real fruit rind with a heavy pinch of salt. Oddly addictive.
3. Wild Blackcurrant: A sharp, tart British berry profile. Not sweet, and definitely doesn't taste like cough syrup.
4. Zesty Orange: Crisp citrus with zero stale, effervescent vitamin pill aftertaste.
The Take-It-Or-Leave-it Rule
If you sit in an air-conditioned office all day and rarely break a sweat, please save your money.
You do not need to buy this product.
If you sweat heavy, work hard, and just want a straightforward, unpadded mineral supply without the marketing fluff, pour this into 500ml of water.
Zero Spam
Zero Newsletters
Zero lifestyle advise
Pure utility.
Regards
Roman / Founder
[ COMPANY MANIFEST ]
Trading Name: UpBy9®
Legal Entity: TheOneThing Ltd (Company No. 10427701, Registered in England & Wales)
Registered Office: c/o Suite 21, Axis Professional Services, Sandbach, CW11 3AE
Operational / Warehouse Address: Marketing 3, Bank Farm Buildings, Aldford, CH3 6HJ
Direct Contact: roman@UpBy9.com | +44 (0) 7561 787 830
[ STATUTORY POLICIES ]
• Terms of Sale & Service (No contract formed without a written PO. No personal liability.)
• Privacy Policy & UK GDPR Compliance
• Refund, Cancellation & Delivery Terms
[ FOOD SUPPLEMENT NOTICE ]
UpBy9 is a food supplement, not a medicine or a substitute for a varied, balanced diet
and healthy lifestyle. Do not exceed the recommended daily dose. Keep out of reach
of young children. Store in a cool, dry place.
[ REGULATORY EVIDENCE & LAB RECEIPTS ]
For our full GB NHC Register health claim disclosures, exact mineral yields,
and UKAS ISO/IEC 17025 third-party lab certificates of analysis:
[Read the UpBy9 Evidence Ledger → www.UpBy9.com/evidence]
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Zero tracking pop-ups. Zero fluff. Pure biological utility.
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